Ninja and Pirate Comics From the Beginning!

000: Back in Black and White

001: And So It Begins

002: Psychotic

003: Home Sweet Biome

004: Actually, It Kind of Does

005: Enter, Stage Left

006: FlambOWNed

007: Poop Deck

008: Maybe Ebay?

009: Open Mouth, Insert…Owl?

010: Sonic Screwed Driver

011: Vizzini or R. Kelly?

012: The Golden Age of Understanding

013: Maritime Idioms

014: Pet-Trick-Ficus Totalis

015: That’s the Theory Anyways

016: LIVE Men at Work Without Hats

017: Jaw Dropper

018: Things Take Flight

019: To Spite Your Face

020: Of Men and Marmosets

022: Step Six: Profit

021: Yup, He’s a Browncoat

023: That Whole Flight Thing

024: Illuminati, Freemasons, and These Guys

025: Apologies to Mr. Quitely

026: Reduce, Reuse, Restrict Breathing

027: Let There Beak Light

028: Words CAN Hurt You

029: Electric Discharge

030: Show a Little Kung Pao-ssion

031: The End of the Beginning

 

 

CHAPTER TWO

032: Sweet Dreams Are Made of This

033: Part of This Balanced Breakfast

034: A Day That Will Live in Infamy

035: Beelzebub Has a Chevy Put Aside for Me

036: Sheer Heart Attack

037: Fair Enough

038: Stephanie Who?

039: Bizarro’s Guide to Dating

040: Same as It Ever Was

 041: Homophones

042: Great Scott

043: Don’t Be a Sissy-Phus

044: Ooh La-La

045: Home Decor

046: Urine Good Company

047: Conroy is King

048: Creepy Pasta

049: The Twilight BRO-ne

050: Pop-Tarts and Frozen Pizzas

051: Gives You Heart Murmurs

052: Roman Polanski’s Pokemon

053: It’s Super Effective

054: Shlockbuster

 055: Masterpiece Theater

056: Dreams Do Come True

057: Burning Down the House

058: Envysaurus

059: Wakko, Yakko, and Dot, LLP.

060: Desert Owl Point Five Oh

061: Crinkle-Cut Caliber

062: Vernacular Warfare

063: Whose Date Is It Anyway?

064: Harey Potter

065: Owl Affections

066: Haute Cuisine

067: Taco-bout Your Overreaction

068: Same Planet, Different Worlds

069: Near, Far, Wherever You Calamari

070: Worst Pomade Ever

071: Bad Date

072: Insecurity Blanket

073: Mind Buggling

074: The Good, The Bad, and the Spudly

 

CHAPTER 3

075: E.T. Phone-In Home

076: Marine Maladies

077: Snakes on a Drain

078: Do You Have It?

079: Bland Theft Auto

080: Legends of the Hidden Temple of Doom

081: Higher Calling

082: They Live, We Sleep

083: Important Facts of Marine Biology

084: 27 Dresses 2: Escape from Manhattan

085: It’s A Brutal Economy

086: Effective Advertising

087: In The Not Too Distant Future…

088: A Few Hours Earlier…

089: Incoming!

090: Did I Get It?

091: Dye Hard

092: Am I My Trapper’s Keeper

093: The Prophecy is Fulfilled!

094: It’s Kind of Offensive, Too…

095: Any Colour You Like

096: Subtlety

097: Down Blunder

098: Hello, Good Bile

099: Clueless Makeover

100: Beyond the Looking Glass

101: La Graynge

102: Snatch, Grab, and Profile

103: Homeless Mandalf

104: The Only Way to Travel

105: Ursa Major Problem

106: Does Whatever a Ninja Can

107: Four More Rears

108: Yes, It Did

109: Space Oddities

110: John Deere in the Headlights

111: Doctor Wat

112: Gravity 2

113: Leave the Astrolabe, Take the Cannoli

114: The Hobo Clause

115: Fantastic Foreclosure

116: Party Horde

117: Jurassic Pork

 

CHAPTER FOUR

118: The King Is Back

119: The Mark of the Beast

120: Ooga Chaka

121: Birdwatching the Detectives

122: Just One More Episode

123: Facebook Your Fears

124: It’s Not Working Out

125: Hey Zeus

126: Knowledge is Power and Power Corrupts

127: Give Me 20 cc’s of Funk

128: Captain ‘Murica

129: The Laundromat in the Woods

130: Red Sea Monkeys

131: The Language of Love

132: Hey Frank, Whose Pool Is It?

133: Flavor Improvement

134: Culture Exchange

135: Must Love Dogs

136: Fossil Fool

137: Plugging Away

138: Sunday School is Fantastic

139: Legit Science

140: Art is Subjective

141: Cold War

142: Days of Wardrobe Past

143: Frayed Knot

144: Part of this Gnarly Breakfast

145: Betrayal Cubed

146: That Old Trope

147: Strunk and White-Knuckle Terror 

 148: Southern Seafood

149: Surprise Visit

150: Schrodinger’s Hot Pocket

151: Indiana Jones and the Summer of Steam

 

CHAPTER FIVE

152: Hopes for the Sequel

153: A Penny Saved is a Pennywise

154: Holistic Medicine

155: Murder Most Fowl

156: Wheely Annoying

157: Call of Cthulhu

158: What Did Heisei?

159: The Ruxpin Defense

160: Close Shave

161: Fingernails

162: You’re Not My REAL Dad

163: CronenbEARg’d

164: At Least It’s Not Shady

165: Jammin’

166: Namecalling

167: BattleStarship

168: Ask Me About My Opinions

169: Who’s Your Daddy?

170: The Real Treasure is Knowledge

171: Life Hits Hard

172: They See Me Trolling

173: Mother Goose Is Grim

174: Ouijerk

175: Still Better Than Tinder

176: Cancer

177: Economic Gauntlet

178: Brought to You By the Letters CSI

179: Tungsten Man

180: Girls Love Bad Boys

181: Good Old Days

182: EbolApocalypse

183: Every Day I’m Tumblin’

184: He Finally Did It

185: Buy It Now From WonkaWinner89?

186: All Aboard

187: Awkward Paws

188: Bad Idea Vanity Plate

189: 30 Minutes on High Noon

190: Strauss Party

191: It Makes Chlorine Gas

192: I Am a Vengeful God

193: Thanksgiving Aftermath

194: MvC3 Isn’t Cutting It

195: A Brief History of World Domination

196: Sunburn

197: How To Guide

198: Baby Got Diamondback

199: Enjoyment Cycle

200: How To Draw

201: Mythology Is Weird, Episode 1

202: Autocorrect Disappoints Again

203: Two Weeks, New Record

204: ImagSNIKTnation

205: They Might Be Giants

206: Don’t Fear the Reaper (He’s Kind of Dumb)

207: The Perfect Crime

208: He Got the Cold Shoulder from Prince Albert In a Can

209: 2Spooky7Me

210: This End’s Up

211: The Gauntlet is Thrown

212: Fowl Play

213: Looser Change

214: Forced Retirement

215: Ceci N’est Pas Une Main

 

CHAPTER SIX

216: Mail Time

217: To Whom It May Concern

218: Burn Fat With This One Weird Trick

219: What Do You Do With a Nauseous Sailor?

220: The Man Without Fear and Also Vision

221: Some Aliens Have Butts

222: And Some Don’t

223: Gratitude

224: It’s Only About 50 Yards

225: Swing Away and a Miss

226: Be Scareful What You Wish For

227: Blind Date

228: Equineox

229: The Break-Up

230: After the Break-Up

231: Never Leave Home Without It

232: Instagrating

233: Alienstagram

234: Shorely You Must Be Joking

235: Oh, How You’ve Changed

236: Off Color Phrasing

237: Curse of the Werebeard

238: You All Kinda Look Alike to Me

239: One Part Vodka, Two Parts Regret

240: Dance Effect

241: Whale of a Tale

242: Captain’s Table

243: Be Strong, Cookie

244: Dinner With the Family

245: The Brig

246: He’s Drunk, But He’s a Ninja Too

247: Gonna Need a Bigger Ball Pit

248: Loverboy

249: Send In the New Kid

250: It’s a Universal Response

251: Some of My Best Friends Are…

252: Best Laid Plans

253: It Worked for Bugs

254: Just the Two of Us

255: Fife

256: Eye Believe in Magic

257: Arkham Ninja

258: Undue Credeity

259: Notice Me, Ahab-Senpai

260: When Curiosity Leads to Regret

261: Planking

262: Mutanty on the Bounty

263: The Principle’s the Same

264: Snared in a Trap

265: What Have Whedon

266: Blast From the Past

267: Get in the Horse Costume

268: Clipped

269: Dad Joke Level- Captain

270: Compressing Issues

271: Group Projects

272: Love Heals All Ails…Except Diabetes

273: Sapien

274: That Ain’t the Way

275: The Spice Must Flow

276: It’s Pronounced “Sway-Jer”

277: Ensign Expendable

278: Trope of a Lifetime

279: This is How You Look

280: Kashmir

281: Third Degree

282: How Apropos

283: Maybe Just a Little Less Ashamed

284: Fin Alley

 

CHAPTER SEVEN

286: Oscar Bait and Switch

287: The X-Games of Thrones

288: I’m Joking, Baby

289: Who’s the Bossk?

290: Good Trade

291: Manic Max the Daredevil

292: Happy Birthday, Gemma!

293: When File Gives You Melons

294: Not So Friendly Fire

295: Monarchy

296: The Goose Wife

297: What’s the Big Ides-ea

298: Skin Care

299: Half-Life

300: 300 Reps

301: The Asylum Presents: Break Point

302: Life Pro Hack Tip

303: Yankee Noodle

304: Also, He’s Stupid Too

305: Nye v. Palin

306: Drill Sergeant

307: Carnie Folk

308: At the Mountains of Deviants

309: The Introvert’s Dream

310: Washed Up

311: Baby, You Can’t Stop This Train

312: Breaking Out the Big Guns

313: Milkshake: Noun

314: Samsung, Huawei, Apple, ZTC, Android, Motorola

315: Creepiest Crime Wave Ever

316: To Serve Man

317: Ocean’s Two Story

318: Supply and DeMeownd

319: Ain’t Nothin’ But a Four Dots in a Square Pattern Thing

320: CopyShen

321: Why Don’t People Understand My Intentions?

322: The Worst Part of the Job

323: The Dentist’s Nightmare

324: BrExit Strategy

325: What Hath Freedom Wrought

326: I’m Just Saiyan…

327: 2BA Master (Reprise)

328: Clap Clap Clap Clap

329: Whale I’m Out of Ideas

330: The Truth Behind PokeCandes

331: ALL the Way Up

332: The True Story They Don’t Want You to Know

333: Jack Davis, A Tribute

334: Two Kinds of People

335: He Had it Coming

 

 

 

 

 

 Really Old Ninja and Pirate Comics

(non-canon)

1: Road to Doneg-Ow

2: His Name Was Robert Paul-Fin

3: Academ– Acadimie– Acka– Smart Stuff

4: I’m Sure Jim Davis Did This At One Point, Too

5: Eat Your Heart Out, Carmen Miranda

6: I GOT FRUIT BEWBZ!

7: Smells Like Something

8: Can I Be in The New Yorker Now?

9: X-Mas! (The X Stands for X-treme!)

10: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Holiday Antics

1: X-Mas! (The X Stands for X-treme!)

2: Happy Thanksgiving 2012!

3: Merry Festivus, One and All

4: Happy Halloween 2013!

5: Thanksgiving 2013

6: Black Friday Filler 2013

7: Happy Holidays 2013

8: Halloween 2014

9: Thanksgiving 2014

10: Holiday 2014

11: Holiday 2014 part 2

12: New Year 14-15

13: Halloween 2015

14: Thanksgiving 2015

15: Holiday 2015

16: New Year 2016

17: April Fools ’16

Filler/Guest Comics

1: GUEST COMIC: SCORROSIVE

2: I GOT BEWEDDED!

3: Fly By Night, Goodbye My Hearing

4: GUEST COMIC: Stephen McGee

5: GUEST COMIC: Justin Voss

6: GUEST COMIC: Axton Kahler and Joe Edens

7: Boston Metaphysical Society Guest Spot

8: GUEST COMIC: Jesse Kiefer

9: GUEST COMIC: Mark Glavin

10: GUEST COMIC: Stephen McGee

11: GUEST COMIC: Angela Sprecher

12: GUEST COMIC: Rabbitual Offender

13: GUEST COMIC: Chef Gobbet

14: GUEST COMIC: JPHI Studio

15: GUEST COMIC: James Boyd

16: GUEST COMIC: Dan Sacharow

17: GUEST COMIC: Chris Grabowski

18: GUEST COMIC: Kim Belding

19: GUEST COMIC: Crispin Wood 2- The Yondering

20: GUEST COMIC: Rolicious

21: GUEST COMIC: Kim Belding and James Boyd

22: GUEST COMIC: Nameless PCs Take 2

23: GUEST COMIC: Badly Doodled