This may or may not be based on an entirely true story. On an unrelated note, do you know how hard it is to draw butt cheeks on an Etch-a-Sketch? Seriously, they always come out looking like if ED-209 had a butt. Yup, that’s right folks. I just found a way to make ED-209 less threatening. Just when you thought stairs were his biggest obstacle or something with similar cunning, like a pothole. Anyway, I don’t really have anything to say today other than I miss my wife. She’s off in New York this week for a business thing and I’m left on my lonesome. I’m pretty sure the dishes are preparing to stage a bloody coup. They are stacked threateningly and those forks look suspiciously like pitchforks. I’m not saying I don’t know how to work a dishwasher, I’m just saying call for help because the pyrex is bloodthirsty.

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