What’s most disturbing about this comic is that there are nearly a dozen crows in that room and there’s NO POOP ANYWHERE! You know what that means right? They’re GHOST CROWS!! HOW DO YOU MURDER A MURDER THAT’S ALREADY MURDERED?!?!

The first ever Ninja and Pirate BOOK is available at Amazon.com!  It collects chapters one and two in ‘book-format’ (my people tell me it’s like the Internet, but made out of a tree. Weird.) and mails it right to you! It’s only ten bucks! That’s all! A collection of compressed wood pulp for a mere Hamilton! It’s designed to double as toilet paper in the need of an emergency! Or just if you really don’t like it! WOW!

Do you want to support Ninja and Pirate but don’t feel like parting with any of your hard earned cash? You can still support the comic for as little as ZERO DOLLARS A DAY! I’m sure if I sew a bunch of these moth-eaten shirts together I will have a blanket!  It’s like living at the Hilton! The Facebook page can always use more likes. Each and every day a SINGLE CLICK right HERE at the Top Webcomics Site will help boost Ninja and Pirate’s visibility! Or if you really enjoyed this, my Reddit page can always use upvotes! Most helpful (other than buying the book) is to tell your friends about Ninja and Pirate and convince them to read it!