WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT ARTAX?! YOU ARE A HORSE! GET IT TOGETHER, MAN! And Atreyu, if you REALLY wanted to stop him from sinking you would do it. Smack him on the rear. Get an apple. Smack him on the rear with an apple, I dunno. You let your horse sink, you monster. You could’ve just given him some Zoloft or something, jeez…

 

FLAKES IS OUT!!! MY BUDDY’S BRAND NEW MINISERIES IS OUT AND IT’S GONNA BE GREAT! YOU NEED TO CHECK IT OUT WHILE I GET MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON FIXED!

YOU NEED TO WATCH THESE GUYS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNIER THAN I WILL EVER BE AND GODDANG DID THEY WORK HARD ON THIS SERIES!!!