I’M BACK EVERYBODY! Thanks for sticking around as I fought off pneumonia! And thanks to Chef Gobbett and the Root Beer Party for filling in for me while I struggled to keep my bronchioles on the INSIDE of my body. Heh heh, those wacky jokesters. Anyway, things are coming along well with the story and we’ll be departing 1893 soon! Stick around!

Also I want to thank my buddy Thad for helping me out with the authenticity here seeing as I don’t really watch wrestling. And yes, this whole H.H. Holmes encounter was pretty much thought up so I could make a Triple H joke. Because I have no common sense when it comes to plot structure.