Ninja and Pirate

Man look at this jerk. We all know that’s not “ALL YOU HAVE”. You’re hiding at least 34 cabbages in there somewhere. AND HOW DO YOU NEED GOLD? You raid ONE cave and you can find that Draugr’s POOP RUBIES and stuff. I think this guy is just trying to destabilize Tamriel’s economy honestly. And besides, YOU’RE IN RIFTEN, MAN! No one who lives in Riften is up to anything good OR wholesome. The kid’s library is all “Dark Mother” this and “Argonian Maid” that for crying out loud. Get your act together, Riften. You’re like medieval Detroit or something. Jeez…