In case you’re sad, Pirate did bring him a Happy Meal later. Unfortunately, it had apple slices and he wanted fries. So into the garbage it went. After that kind of disappointment you simply can’t proceed with the meal. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mass murderer Cancer the Crab was found guilty of over one million counts of murder this afternoon. Police state that there is still no sign of his cohort Aries, as many reports of serial head-butting turned out to be the work of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is why you don’t mess with the dark arts, kids! Next thing you know, you have sexy demons knocking at your door wondering why you never called them back. Sexy sexy demons…sigh…I wonder what G’korg’lth is up to these[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I like the idea of Ouija Boards, being able to talk to people long gone. But then you gotta wonder, how many of them would just take the opportunity to mess with us? I know that if I could communicate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. When she came there, the cupboard was bare because her social security check had yet to arrive so the two just sat there waiting for her grandson[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
