This is a friendly reminder that the creator of this webcomic does not abdicate the cruel sport of pillow fighting. In fact, pillow fighting is still illegal in many parts of the world due to its brutal, feathered nature. Hosting a wickedly awesome pillow fight event can lead to 25 years in a federal prison and/or a $250,000 fine. It doesn’t matter how wickedly cool the sound of splitting seams is, or how satisfying it is to see body pillows come to blows, or that the next one is happening Thursday night behind the Safeway on Main Street and 9th and Egyptian Cottonmouth has a 3 to 1 lead on the underdog Downy Under place your bets with Leo. Pillow fighting is wrong! WRONG!