A Brief History of World Domination
Stephen Hawking is a personal hero of mine. Seriously, though, if he ever decided to take over the world- let him. We’d have robots made from lasers and houses on Mars with super intelligent land squids to watch over our arboretums while we’re away chasing space pirates and curing space AIDS. Ninja, Pirate, and Doctor Whoo- you’ve ruined that future for all of us. Selfish jerks.