Let’s not forget regular Pokedex entries that are terrifying to anybody. You know, like Shedinja, the Pokemon that steals your soul if you look at it’s back and then proceed to look at its back the entire game. Or Lampent, which hangs out near hospitals waiting for people to die because it literally BURNS SOULS TO STAY ALIVE. There’s Aegislash which has reportedly manipulated monarchies for generations to its bloody whim. Or Parasect which is the undead, hollowed corpse of a once very alive insect and, oh, is ALSO BASED ON A REAL THING. Cacturn will follow you en masse until you tire and become incapable of moving. It doesn’t say what comes next but my money is on something horrible. The Pokedex describes Pokemon like Gourgeist LAUGHING AT THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS, human ghosts reborn as Pokemon but cursed to carry a vestige of its former life (ITS ACTUAL HUMAN FACE) with it at all times even as it is enslaved by a ten year old child. And to top it ALL off, there’s Yveltal which will just straight up murder everything when it dies, and also Satan is real and his name is Giratina. But don’t worry! Because God exists in this universe too! And he can be enslaved and completely controlled by someone who hasn’t gone through puberty yet.
Pokemon…be the very best, or die trying.
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