Ninja and Pirate

 

“Check to see if he’s flatlined.”

“What?”

“I can barrely believe my eyes!”

“Dad, just help me-”

“I squish it had been me instead!”

“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BIT? HE’S GONNA DIE!”

“…”

“…”

“Cask me again I wasn’t listening.”

“DADOHMYGODSHUTUP!!!”