Why would a super secret, world-ruling society leave clues out in the open for everyone to notice? Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose? Also, if the Illuminati were controlling the world, they’re doing a pretty crummy job of it.

 

Ninja has a triangle on his chest. I’m a part of it. Also for our next top secret Illuminati meet-up I know I was supposed to bring the juice but can I bring the snacks instead? I know I know, Johnson has a peanut allergy. We don’t want a repeat of the Nutter Butter Incident…