“Well since it’s a magic trick I guess it wouldn’t be polite to ask how it was done. I’ll just leave that task up to you in the future.”

 

Happy birthday yesterday to the best father in law a guy could ask for! Seriously, how many other people can say they look forward to visiting their inlaws? Happy birthday to you sir! And may you never molotov somebody by accident when you’re trying to heal them!

 

New chapter is starting next month! This is your warning to get caught up on the story! It’s totally as complex and as detailed as Game of Thrones! If, you know, Game of Thrones was actually the blurb on the back of a VHS cassette tape.