That’s right everybody, I say ‘holiday’ instead of ‘Christmas’. Not because I want to be politically correct, but because I am mind-bogglingly lazy. I don’t want to say Happy Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Saturnalia, or Merry Christmas unless I’m in Europe and then I have to say Happy Christmas. Screw it. It’s Holiday. Five syllables is about all I can muster at one time. So: Happy Holidays.

Phew. That was exhausting. I’m gonna go take a nap.

Seriously though, everyone spend time with your families and friends and tell them how much they mean to you. Be kind to others if not for the whole year, then just for this time. I’m so grateful for all of my readers and your viewing of this comic and your enjoyment of it is the best gift I could ask for. Thank you all and Happy Holidays.

Nap time again.