Seven hundred and one…seven hundred and two…seven hundred and…Oh hey there. Sorry. I’ll stop bench pressing this snow leopard now. I did over seven hundred bench presses with him if you didn’t hear. No big deal. Just a light workout. Now excuse me, I’m going to put the straw into this Hi-C box on the first try. Nngh. That’s right. That happened. Ladies.

So what’s going on people? Things are going well here at Ninja and Pirate. I’ve made some pals by Twittering which is not, as I was first expecting, some strange super-secret masseuse technique. I’ve added them to my links page so you should check them out. Anyway, I am going to try to start doing two comics a week soon. I figure that in May I will have been on here a year so maybe I’ll start then. Should be interesting. I will probably go into sleep madness.

The wife and I have been sick recently so there’s that. So I haven’t had too much time to work on the Ninja and Pirate site. Also for some reason at work I can’t seem to move my widgets around so I have to work on it at home at which point I am super exhausted. We’ll see what I can do in the future. Not to mention I had a heck of a time trying to upload this comic last night and the site fritzed out on me so things look weird and may not be as functional as usual. I’ll try to get this fixed as soon as I can but if anyone is a ComicPress guru then let me know how to enlist your services.

NEW EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO THIS SATURDAY! Hopefully it’s not very…you know…Moffat. Seriously, that guy is one of the worst things to happen to the series since Moffat starting writing. There is no way to accurately complete that analogy because Steven Moffat writing the series is quite possibly the WORST thing to happen to the series.

I think I’m gonna head to bed soon. Remember to tell your friends about Ninja and Pirate, follow me on Twitter, bring me the orbs of power, and upvote the posts on Reddit. That way I will be able to summon the Sabre-Toothed Donkey Bats from the Eighth Dimension!! I mean, share this comic with people. Yeah. That’s it.