“Why didn’t you want to hang out with us Ninja? Are you still not over your breakup with Val?”

“Well not really, but that wasn’t the reason. I just can’t be seen hanging out with someone who ends their sentences with a preposition.”

 

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I actually really like museums. But that’s because I’m a party animal.