Illuminati, Freemasons, and These Guys
Ninja and Pirate this week heralds the return of the Anunnaki from the planet Nibiru for packets of hot sauce! So it has been foretold, so it shall be!
So FanDays Dallas was an exhausting BLAST. I learned a whole heck of a lot, met a lot of people, saw a lot of sexy costumes of things that should never have sexy costumes made of them, and met some really great folks! I handed out business cards, schmoozed, wined, dined, and drew, and drew, and inked, and drew. Sold some art too, so that validates my quarter of a million dollar degree right? My crippling debt is a thing of the past! I also learned denial!
That being said, some of you may be first time viewers! If you are then I’m sorry. I’m not sure what side effects this webcomic may generate but I’m sure they’re not all positive. Unless we’re talking about the test results. Anyway, here’s a link to the first comic in this storyline: LINK TO SOMETHING HORRIBLE. We’re glad to have you here and I hope you enjoy!! You can leave thoughts, concerns, questions, fan and hate mail at email@example.com or stalk me and things I say via Twitter @ninjaandpirate!
Keep checking back every week to see the adventures of Ninja and Pirate each and every Wednesday. Tell your friends to as well. Tell your enemies to look at it too and then hack their computers to explode in their face! Hollywood can do it and so can you! The more readers I have means the more often I can post comics. If I get enough interest generated in this comic I can start producing merchandise for you all, and if start making enough income from this comic I can increase the number of comics to maybe, in time, five per week! I would love to just do comics for you lovely people, plus it would make the story lines go a lot faster! So tell your friends and loved-ones about Ninja and Pirate and have them do the same! Everybody wins! Except for YOU, ROGER! No, not you the other Roger.
I’m still trying to figure out the mobile site and its issues for why some fine folks can’t see the comic on their fancy screens. No progress yet so those in the know are welcome to include me please. All I know is that on ye olde iPhone at least you can hit the ‘Reader’ button in the search bar and get the comic visible. I don’t know how it works on Droids or BlackBerrys or Cybernetic Uplinks but I know it at least works that way on Apple’s license to print money phone.
Enjoy the semi-new links page! In it is a bunch of links that lead to some fantastic webcomics and blogs that I frequent and are well worth your time! The blogs are both educational and amusing and the comics are some of the best professional and indie stuff out there. Some of the comic artists even know what they are doing! That’d be a nice change of pace, huh?
I have a deviantart account under the name JMFlanders and it has a bunch of my other work on it. Work that’s drastically different from Ninja and Pirate, so be warned. Give it a glance if you want. You’ll find Fan Art, Conceptual Work, and some pretty twisted monster designs! I’m open for commissions too! You can also follow me under the name @ninjaandpirate on Twitter! That way you can see my twits in public and it’s totally legal!
Anyway, I hope you guys like the comic so far. I met some people at the con who already knew about it and my mind was blown more than the Hindenburg. …Too soon? Regardless, here’s a shout out to those people who knew me from the con and who’s names I do not remember, and also the guy who works with my dad who already knew about the comic! I have no idea how you guys found me but it’s super cool that you did! Thank ya kindly!