Reduce, Reuse, Restrict Breathing
There’s been this growth on the internet that’s been spreading for half a year. It’s pretty gross. It’s called NINJAANDPIRATE.COM! That’s right loyal viewer, we’ve hit the six month mark and that means tonight I’m going to get drunk…on victory! Also, booze. Maybe. Anyway, thank you for being with me, Ninja, Pirate, and Doctor Whoo these past six months! Hopefully, we’ll know who the father is soon.
Apparently some sort of election happened yesterday. Why wasn’t there anything on the TV or radio about it?Come on people, get involved! On a similar note, I haven’t turned on the TV or radio in months.
Some of you may be first time viewers! If you are then I have some bad news. It’s terminal. Anyway, here’s a link to the first comic in this storyline: LINK TO SOMETHING HORRIBLE. We’re glad to have you here and I hope you enjoy!! You can leave thoughts, concerns, questions, fan and hate mail at firstname.lastname@example.org or stalk me and things I say via Twitter@ninjaandpirate!
Keep checking back every week to see the adventures of Ninja and Pirate each and every Wednesday. Tell your friends to see it as well because nothing became popular just because one person liked it. And you want to be popular don’t you? DON’T YOU?! The more readers I have means the more often I can post comics. If I get enough interest generated in this comic I can start producing merchandise for you all, and if start making enough income from this comic I can increase the number of comics to maybe, in time, five per week! I would love to just do comics for you lovely people, plus it would make the story lines go a lot faster! So tell your friends and loved-ones about Ninja and Pirate and have them do the same! Everybody wins (except the losers of course.)
I’m still trying to figure out the mobile site and its issues for why some fine folks can’t see the comic on their fancy screens. No progress yet so those in the know are welcome to include me please. All I know is that on ye olde iPhone at least you can hit the ‘Reader’ button in the search bar and get the comic visible. I don’t know how it works on Droids or BlackBerrys or Cybernetic Uplinks but I know it at least works that way on Apple’s license to print money phone. Anybody with any knowledge or info feel free to download those brain cells into my digital brain cell reading device email@example.com.
Enjoy the semi-new links page! In it is a bunch of links that lead to some fantastic webcomics and blogs that I frequent and are well worth your time! The blogs are both educational and amusing and the comics are some of the best professional and indie stuff out there. Some of the comic artists even know what they are doing! That’d be a nice change of pace, huh?
I have a deviantart account under the name JMFlanders and it has a bunch of my other work on it. Work that’s drastically different from Ninja and Pirate, so be warned. Give it a glance if you want. You’ll find Fan Art, Conceptual Work, and some pretty twisted monster designs! I’m open for commissions too! You can also follow me under the name @ninjaandpirate on Twitter! That way you can see my thoughts sprayed out on the internet in their unsettling and uncouth natural habitat. Last time I did that I got a court order.
Anyway, I hope you guys like the comic so far. Remember that people on the east coast still need your help and assistance. Donate your time and money to the relief effort if you can spare it. Oh also the iPad Mini came out recently so there’s that too-slash-instead!