Hey everybody! I don’t have a lot to say right now seeing as it’s 11:00 at night when I’m writing this! Yay! Make sure to check back next Wednesday same bat-time, same bat-site for a new comic! Every week a new comic until the end of time! I’m gonna have one heck of a busy day at work tomorrow so I figured I had better get some semblance of a blog post down or else the Blog Gods (or Blods as they have made themselves known to me) will get angry again and we don’t want a repeat of last time. I’m not sure the Chinese Restaurant down the street can take another incident.
Anyway, my wife and I finally got an apartment! It’s tiny and dingy and I feel like I’m gonna be robbed everytime I step outside but that’s just because I’m paranoid and all my shirts have “Please Rob Me” written on the back in bleach. So really I can’t blame them. Seriously though, this place is starting to feel like home and it’s nice pretending I’m an adult. Then I get in the shower and laugh at how loud my farts sound in there and I am brought crashing back down to reality. But I guess you could say all in all my life is doing pretty well, all things considered. I’m making some friends at my mind-numbing, soul-crushing big boy job that actually pays bills and stuff so not everything there is terrible. I get to spend every night with my best friend, and my puppy enjoys eating any stray DVD cases we leave lying around but I guess you can’t win them all.
I’m super excited about tonight, though. See, I’ve gotten in the weekly routine of going over to my In-Law’s every Wednesday evening to play video games with Wife’s dad because he’s super cool like that. Of course, I’m more of a detriment than anything to progress seeing as how I can only play Left 4 Dead one and two on a solitary night every week and he has practice. So every time we play I become some hybrid of Forrest Gump and Karl Childers wielding a submachine gun in one hand and swinging a fire axe in the other, but we still have fun. And the night afterwards we go to MY house and we have dinner and occasionally play some type of board game which is also a blast. Unless we play Taboo with my Dad and he tries to convince us he knew a guy named Heg Byan and wasn’t just unable to come up with a clue for the actress from Sleepless in Seattle. Seriously though, how hard is it to come up with a clue for Rita Wilson? Come on.
Anyway, that’s just the update on how my life is going right now and if you’re still awake then congrats! You win the prize! The prize is the feeling of a good deed well done! See? Doesn’t feel that rewarding does it, Mrs. Millinger? Maybe now you can clean your OWN chalkboard.
See you all next week and don’t forget to please continue spreading the word about Ninja and Pirate! The more viewers I get the more comics you get! It’s like a pyramid scheme only instead of fraud it’s built on digital webcomic humor and my struggle to overcome my own crippling fear of inadequacy! Yay! That should be on a t-shirt or something…